Maybe’s I’s will goes as a humans.  They can be pletty scawry, yes?

Hewre’s awre some’s I’s might tly outs.

Thanks to Mistewrs Sweeney Todds fowr the coats, and Slash fowr the hats!

A little Halloweens musical stawring Dad, Mum, Unca Jörgen, Adam Lambert and meeeee!

Tly this lecipe fowr youwr guests this Halloweens:

This fantastically creepy recipe comes to us courtesy of Iris Berry.
LINK

CAT LITTER CAKE RECIPE - A sure fire hit for the next family get together or party.

WANT TO HAVE FUN AT A PARTY?
PREPARE THIS RECIPE AND WATCH YOUR FRIENDS’ FACES !!
[*NOTE: THIS CAKE CONTAINS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING THAT IS NOT EDIBLE!!*]

CAKE INGREDIENTS

1 box spice or German chocolate cake mix
1 box of white cake mix
1 package white sandwich cookies
1 large package vanilla instant pudding mix
A few drops green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Rolls or equivalent

SERVING “DISHES AND UTENSILS”

1 NEW cat-litter box
1 NEW cat-litter box liner
1 NEW pooper scooper

Prepare and bake cake mixes, according to directions, in any size pan.

Prepare pudding and chill.

Crumble cookies in small batches in blender or food processor.

Add a few drops of green food coloring to 1 cup of cookie crumbs.

Mix with a fork or shake in a jar. Set aside.

When cakes are at room temperature, crumble them into a large bowl.

Toss with half of the remaining cookie crumbs and enough pudding to

make the mixture moist but not soggy. Place liner in litter box and pour in mixture.

Unwrap 3 Tootsie Rolls and heat in a microwave until soft and pliable.

Shape the blunt ends into slightly curved points. Repeat with three more rolls.

Bury the rolls decoratively in the cake mixture.

Sprinkle remaining white cookie crumbs over the mixture,

then scatter green crumbs lightly over top.

Heat 5 more Tootsie Rolls until almost melted.

Scrape them on top of the cake and sprinkle with crumbs from the litter box.

Heat the remaining Tootsie Roll until pliable and hang it over the edge of the box.

Place box on a sheet of newspaper and serve with scooper. Enjoy!

Lecipe couwrtesy of: http://www.kristianhoffman.com/kitty-litter.htm

…and I’s think I’ll dless up as Mistewr Spots.  Do you see the lesemblance?

I’s in an acting tloop.  Not suwre if you’s knows it. 

Hewre’s I’s leenacting that clazy giwrl flom the movie The Exowrcist.

Allos flom a vely hot Flowrida!

This is my clossy-face look!

This is Peedo. He’s an olds man now and doesn’t likes to go outsides anymowres. Mum keeps a littewr box for hims, which I helps keeps neat and tidies by sweeping the floowrs with my paws.

Allos evewrlyones!

I’s been a busy boy.  If you’s lemembewr, I was bowrn in July of 2008 (Mum thoughts I was bowrns in June, but it tuwrns out I’s a watewr sign - Cancewr - my legulawr adventuwres in the baths tub kinda gaves it aways).  Alls of last summewr I lived inside ouwr housie.  Mum said I was too littles to go outside.  The fiwrst time I was allowed outs was in Decembewr when I’s had my mawrbles lemoved.  This is my fiwrst leal summewr and boycat is it hots!  Satuwrday was 92 deglees! (33 Celcius), and today wasn’t much coolewr!   My favolite things about summewr (so fawrs) are the LIZAWRDS!  Josie taughted me hows to catch thems and how to bling them in thlough the tigewr-doowr.  Mum gets mad at us and takes aways most of our lizawrd toys and leleases them back into the wilds (outs the flont doowr!)

Josie has a news haiwrstyle.  Mum says I should’nt stawres, but it’s hawrd to ignore her bawre bellies, chest, back legs and bums.  Mum calls it Josie’s fashion statement - bunny jacket.  Mum says that Josie does it evewrly summewr.

Peedo hawrdly goes out anymowre.  Mum has to cally him to the flont doowr twice a day so that he can go out and do his poops.  Mum says he’s become an old mans.  A glumpy old mans, me thinks.

Hewre are some photis of me.  Dad boughted a new paiwr of wowrk jeans and befowres he could pack it aways I decided to tly them outs by taking a naps on them.  Vely nice!

Hi Fliends!  Solly I’s been aways for so longs but since Mum stawrted her news job, and Peedo has becomes an old mans, I’s taken it upon myselfs to be the plotectewr of the house while Mum and Dad awre at works.

I’s also developed two new habits.  One I’s been tlying to do since I was a baby, but Mum nevewr wrealized that I’s wasn’t biting hewr hands and fimmewrs, I’s was tlying to suckle her index fimmewr.  I’s finally got it light the other day - I showed Mum what I wanted and now she lets me suck her fimmewr whenever I’s want, which is usually at bedtime or napstime.  Mum said she would take photis soon so that I’s can uploads them.

Also, I’s don’t dlink water from the big watewr bowl like the cats do.  I’s tilts it towawrds me with my bigs chest so that the watewr is closewr to the wrim of the bowl.  Photis to follows soon too!